Or after having being called by your first and middle name (a sure sign to any child that they've been caught!)
Inevitably, with more than one adolescent in the house, something WILL break, get ruined or worse, be completely obliterated and you will, almost always, hear the infamous words "I didn't do it! She did it!"
So, with our family of miscreants, we've learned to expect the worse and pray for the best!