Gozer the Gozerian

For those of you who may not have seen Ghostbusters, one of the funniest movies ever made, here are some memorable quotes:

[Dana is possessed]
Dr. Peter Venkman: So, what are we doing today, Zuul?
Dana Barrett: We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer?
Dana Barrett: The Destructor.

Dr Ray Stantz: It's a girl.
Dr. Egon Spengler: It's Gozer.
Winston Zeddemore: I thought Gozer was a man.
Dr. Egon Spengler: It's whatever it wants to be.

No, Sadie wasn't present during the rectification of the Vuldrini. But I do think that we are heading for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Here are some pictures for you to see the "mass hysteria" at my house (cats & dogs living together)!
Destruction not pictured:
11/24/2008
Action: Escaped from unsecured gate
Motive: Home alone
Result: Living room littered with shreds of toilet paper

12/22/2008
Action: Placed in master bathroom while owners' guests were preparing departure. Owners at work.
Motive: Window view blocked
Result: 2" faux wood blinds in tangled, broken and strewn about bathroom floor & garden tub.

1/21/2009
Action: Escaped crate by flipping crate on its side.
Motive: Placed in crate while owners at work.
Result: Minimal damage to interior wall near where crate was placed.

1/26/2009
Action: Attempted an escape from crate. Flipped crate on its side in an attempt to slide door gate open.
Motive: Placed in crate while owners at work as a preventative measure to ensure no destruction.
Result: Substantial damage to wall and floor board, requiring owners to repair and repaint wall.

2/2/2009
Action: Placed in living room with adult female cat while owner took sick child to the doctor.
Motive: Boredom. Bread box was left opened by owner.
Result: 8 hot dog buns fully ingested.

2/24/2009
Action: Left home alone while owners at work.
Motive: Again...boredom, despite the numerous chew toys & rawhide bones available
Result: New rug owner bought 2 days ago now ruined! :-)